SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
...It takes less than 15 seconds...
If you are over 55 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test . How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks ?
OK...Begin:
1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S
Answers:
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?
Good news:
You do NOT have Alzheimer's.
Bad news:
You ARE a pervert. No cure for that either.
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JOKE THREAD
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained... "The egg timer's broken." ================= |
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