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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 11:43 am
SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE


...It takes less than 15 seconds...


If you are over 55 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test . How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks ?


OK...Begin:





1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S













Answers:

1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS


You got all 6 wrong...didn't you? :mrgreen:



Good news:
You do NOT have Alzheimer's.



Bad news:
You ARE a pervert. No cure for that either.

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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2015 1:11 pm
Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"


She explained...

"The egg timer's broken." :mrgreen:

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